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5 Sexy Halloween Costumes Every Girl Needs To Wear Once

Posted by Lisa in Naughty Halloween Ecards, Things To Do On Halloween, halloween costume ideas, halloween costumes

There are a ton of classic costume choices out there for girls, like Elvira, or Superwoman, etc., but these just get so boring and played out. It’s time to really stand out and make an appearance with a sexy Halloween costume, and there is no better time to do it then this Halloween!

So, we have narrowed down 5 of the sexiest Halloween costumes that guarantees any girl to steal the show this Halloween.  We will start off with the # 5 sexiest Halloween costume for women and end with the #1.

#5 – French Maid

Sexy French Maid Halloween Costume

The French Maid costume is a classic, sexy, and feminine costume.  Anyone can go out and buy a plain old boring black and white French Maid costume. Something that is run of the mill, and that can be had by anyone that walks into a costume shop just doesn’t quite cut it for this list. So, make sure you have an imagination and a bit of creativity before you think about this one.

Try modifying the outfit yourself. You’d be amazed at what you can do with scissors, a needle, and some thread. Consider cutting the skirt a bit shorter, making a few randomly placed holes in the stockings, and maybe trimming the bottom of the shirt to make it shorter, as well as the V cut over the breasts.

Maximum skin-visibility is a must when it comes to standing out, and making one hell of a sexy impression.

#4 – Sexy Schoolgirl

Sexy Schoolgirl Halloween Costume

Once again, we can’t put enough emphasis on the fact that you absolutely MUST make your own modifications and additions to a common costume like this one in order to stand out.

Come party time on Halloween, there will be dozens of girls dressed in Schoolgirl outfits. You should be the only one getting attention. If you want boring, dress up like a ghost. But this isn’t the 5 Most Boring Costumes list, this is the list of 5 Sexy Costumes that you MUST wear once in your life.

So, don’t be afraid to push the envelope, and push it hard, because the entire point of you wearing one of these costumes is to stand out, and really do something edgy for a night.

To pull this one off correctly, you’ll need to cut the skirt so it is shorter.  9” is about the perfect vertical length, measured from the top of the waistband, to the bottom of the rear of the skirt.  The shirt should be small, tight, and revealing. Make sure you have stockings that go up to the upper end of your thighs.  White cotton panties are a must with this outfit, and you will be glad you have them once you try bending over.

And, last but not least, don’t be afraid to wear some very tall, sexy shoes!

#3 – Seductive Nurse

Sexy Seductive Nurse Halloween Costume

Number three on our list is the last “typical” costume we are going to mention.

Just like the above two costumes above, the Nurse costume has been heavily selected as the costume of choice for women come Halloween.   While a sexy nurse costume is sexy right out of the box, it can be much, much better.

Be sure that the coat is long enough to still resemble a coat, but short enough that it could never be worn publicly without underwear on.

Once again, thigh-high stockings are an absolute must with this outfit, and some 5” red heels or stilettos will go well with the red and white theme.  If you have them, a matching red bra and thong can also make this costume “pop” much better than most nurse costumes would.  Be sure that the mid-section of the coat is skin tight, and excess cleavage is hardly enough.

#2 – Victoria’s Secret Angel

Sexy Victoria’s Secret Angel Halloween Costume

Here is a costume that we have seen many people attempt to pull off, but none succeed. Although being in great shape is recommended for these costumes, you should wear what your little heart desires, it’s Halloween and it’s YOUR costume!

The whole idea of the Victoria’s Secret Angel costume is that, well, it isn’t a costume. You would actually go out and piece together a custom, super-sexy outfit from Victoria’s Secret.

You will want to take a good hard look at some pictures of Victoria’s Secret Angels before you venture off thinking that you can pull this one off with ease. “Angels” are top-notch models, and are hands down some of the sexiest women on Earth. You are going to replicate them.

To pull this off, you need to piece together a complete outfit, but be sure to keep it sexy, clean, sleek, and revealing.

It is also highly recommended to have your hair and makeup professionally done come time to actually put the outfit to use. Fake lashes, excess lip gloss, beautiful hair, striking eye shadow, beautiful nails, excess body glitter, a good tan, and a smooth wax are very highly recommended to pull this off.

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If you want to go all out with this, which by all means you should, you can find many different types of Angel Wings for sale across the Internet. If you are going to add the wings though, it is only fair that we mention, they must be large, and strikingly beautiful.

#1 – Naked…Almost

Sexy Halloween Costume C String

That’s right. You haven’t lived until you’ve gone to a costume party and responded to the question “What are you supposed to be?” with the single word answer… “Naked.”

Ok, fine, maybe we mean ALMOST naked. So, for our number one pick, we will call it “Naked…Almost”, which is about as close to stark naked as you can get, without being thrown in jail.

This is a very simple costume. First, let me explain to you that you will be nearly naked. This means that you need to do serious body maintenance beforehand. Every single inch of your body should be freshly waxed or well maintained. Your skin should be as tan as it will ever be in your lifetime. Your makeup, hair, fingernails, and toenails should all be well done. Your body is the center-piece of this costume, so make it stick out as much as humanly possible.

Now comes the part that allows you to pull this off in public. There are 3 things you will need. A pair of very revealing, very tall, extremely sexy heels, 2 small adhesive stickers or pasties to cover your nipples, and a C String.

Sexy Halloween Costume Pasties C String

While the heels are self explanatory, the other two items might be a bit confusing.

Nipple pasties are small, skin-safe, adhesive stickers that are made to cover your nipples. They vary in size, shape, color, and design, but we recommend either a star shaped set that is as small as you can them while still covering the entire nipple in full, or, take two 1.5” strips of black vinyl electrical tape, and simply create an X over each nipple.

Now the only thing you have left to do is reveal just enough of your lower-region to keep you out of trouble. The most comfortable way of accomplishing this is by purchasing a C String. The C String is a new product on the market that is a strapless thong that takes the shape of the letter “C”. It is very form fitting, and once in place, it squeezes your front and back just enough to keep it in place.

Now, go get yourself ready for this Halloween, because you are going to stand out, you are going to make an appearance, and you are going to look damn sexy while doing it!

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8 People You Must Send A Halloween Greeting Card To

Posted by Lisa in Free Halloween Ecards, Naughty Halloween Ecards, Things To Do On Halloween

Halloween is next Friday!  You need to hurry up and get e-cards sent out to the people you hold dear.  Of course, the last time anyone got a card from you for the holidays it was probably Christmas.  But its OK, we understand and that is why we are here… You work a lot, your kids drive you bonkers, the mailman refused to come to your house, your hands didn’t work.

You don’t need an excuse with us. Just be sure to send a card or a free Halloween e-card this year to these 8 important people to show them that you still care, and that you aren’t a total jerk.

Mom
Mom loves you, and you know she thinks the world of you. Just because she didn’t send you cold hard cash for your birthday this year, doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve a card every once in awhile.  Make sure to pick out a Halloween greeting card that has a cute saying or maybe a funny and cute picture on it. Tell mom you love her and you miss her, and sign the bottom as “Your son” or “Your daughter”. Never forget about mom!

Dad
Whether you love or hate your father (you don’t really hate him, you just hold a grudge), you still need to keep in touch.

Find a good Halloween themed greeting card to send his way. This can be something that is funny, and will remind him of you and of the good times you have when you are together. Or, it can be something dark, that reminds him that you still hold a grudge, but care enough to take the time to send a greeting card.

Brother
Your brother is, well, your brother!  Get him a greeting card that matches his personality, and be sure it will make him laugh. Also remind him in the card that you miss him, and he better be around on Halloween to help you scare little children and eat a ton of candy.  Or, you may have that type of brother that would appreciate a more mischievous ecard like the one below:

Sister
Your sister misses you. I don’t care what any of you say, sisters always miss each other. They are more emotional than brothers, and even though they try really hard to hide it at times, they usually suck at it, so you can see right through them.

Tell your sister to have a fun Halloween, and maybe stop by to have lunch with you if she lives nearby.
Trust me when I say, a sister will remember something like this, and will really appreciate the thought and effort, however minute it may be.

Boyfriend/Girlfriend
Your lover needs cards. A greeting card is basically something that says “I actually took a little bit of time out of my day to do something for you, and here it is!”

You can get one of those cute cards that pictures an animated “corpse couple” on the front. As morbid as it may seem, they are actually pretty cute, and in a funny way.
You can also use this as an opportunity to tell them about how you just can’t wait to see them in that sexy Halloween costume! You can kill two birds with one stone.

Your Boss
Everyone wants to tell their boss how they really feel, but most people can’t, simply because their boss can fire them. I know, it’s a cruel world, but don’t worry, stick through it and someday you can be the boss, and then everyone will hate you too.

Until then, go ahead and look for a sneaky way of flipping your boss the bird, using a Halloween greeting card!  There are some really funny cards out there these days, and with all that selection, it shouldn’t be very tough to find a card that sarcastically states something like “I figured I would send you a card for Halloween because I want a raise. So, here is a picture of a Mummy!”  Ok, I have no idea if that’s actually a card, but it would be pretty funny! So, also remember that there are tons of ways to make your own greeting cards, and maybe, just maybe, you can make one just for your boss.

Grandma
Grandma absolutely loves when you write her! Not only should you be sending her little trinkets and letters on a regular basis, because those are the things that warm her heart, but you should also be sending her a card on every damn Holiday you can think of, and Halloween is no exception!

Be sure to stick to a cute card for Grandma. Also take the time to write something cute and sweet within the card, and tell her how much you love her and miss her. Another thing that Grandma might also really find endearing would be if you took a few minutes to draw cute and funny doodles and designs on the outside of the envelope.

Your Children
If you have any kids that don’t live at home anymore, you probably already sent them a Halloween greeting card, along with some orange cookies that you made yourself. But, if you haven’t gotten around to it just yet, be sure to get it done soon!

Sometimes your children can act like their life is very busy, and somewhat make you feel like you aren’t still very important. But don’t worry, you are, and I promise that they will smile when they see that you sent them a cute greeting card in the mail. Fill the card out with something heartfelt, and they feel that warmth that only a parent can provide.

If they don’t write you back, no more cookies for them.

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6 Reasons You MUST Send Free Halloween Ecards

Posted by Lisa in Free Halloween Ecards, Naughty Halloween Ecards, Things To Do On Halloween

If you have a million things to do, especially as we get closer to the Halloween holiday, then heading out and picking out unique Halloween greeting cards, filling them out, writing the address on the envelopes, putting a stamp on each one, and tossing them in the mail, is just way too much work for the little time you have.

That’s why free Halloween eCards are around! Not only do they save you time, but they are very simple, very fast, and very free!  Best of all, most people appreciate them just as much as an actual card because it shows you had them in your mind!

Here are a few great reasons to send Halloween e greetings to your friends, family, and loved ones.

• Simplicity- Nothing is easier than sitting at the computer clicking on happy halloween ecards to send out to everyone.  You don’t have to head to a store, you don’t have to fill out envelopes, you don’t have to head back out because you forgot that you don’t have any stamps, and you don’t have to call everyone to ask for their address because you don’t know it.  All you need is their email address, and the rest is easy as pumpkin pie.

• Halloween Is A Holiday- This means you should treat it just as any other, and actually show those around you that you think of them! Just imagine yourself in the shoes of one of your family members, friends or boyfriend.  Do you think they would feel good about themselves receiving a Halloween Ecard from you?  All you need to do is take 2 minutes, pick your e greeting, choose what you want to say, type in an email address and send away.  It’s that simple!

• You Can Add Your Own Cute Twist- There are thousands of interactive and funny Halloween eCard greetings that you can completely customize.  Some of them let you put in information such as names, places, greetings, etc., and the eCard will implement these into the content of the eCard. This is great because it not only allows you to do cool things without much effort (which we all love) but it shows that you actually put effort into something, and that you didn’t just send a dozen people the same ecard!

• There Are Thousands Of Halloween eCards Out There- You know that you can find an online greeting that would be absolutely perfect for just about anyone you know. You can find literally thousands of different story lines for the animated greeting cards.  These animated greeting cards really give you options. If you couple this with the fact that most can be customized, you really start to get a selection! If you look hard enough, you can usually even find a Halloween eCard that will touch on an inside joke between you and someone else, which helps make it feel like you made it yourself, and reminds them of that special moment.

• Get In Touch With People From The Past- Ok, so let’s pretend you have an ex girlfriend or boyfriend that you haven’t spoken to in quite awhile. You think about them, you wonder how they are doing, but you fear that they may not want to hear from you. You want to call them, but you don’t quite know what to say, and you can’t think of a good enough excuse to use if they ask why you are calling. You want to show up and say hi, but then they might think you are a crazy stalker, which isn’t always the best way to fix things. You want to email them, but what would you say? Well, there is an obvious and easy solution here. Halloween is right around the corner, and you can send Halloween eCards.

  Do you see where this is going? Go ahead and find the right Adult Halloween eCard for that person. Make sure it matches their personality, and will sort of remind them of the good times you two had together.  Be sure to make sure it has more than just their name at the top, as you want them to see it and know right from the start that you spent a little bit of time on this, and that you were thinking of them.  The worst thing that can result from this is they don’t write you back. But, more often than not, this will help them lower their guard, and it will make them think about you. If you are lucky, you will get an email back, or better yet, even a phone call!

The bottom line here is that you need to do something to show people that you care. Even if they are people you see every day, you can never show that you care too often, it just isn’t possible. So go ahead, send ecards for all occasions, and do it soon!

Best Adult Halloween Costume Ideas Of 2008

Posted by Lisa in Free Halloween Ecards, Naughty Halloween Ecards, halloween costume ideas, halloween costumes

Halloween is what you make of it.  It can be as exciting and outrages or it can be a calm night in.  This year, Halloween falling on a weekend, people are going to want to celebrate it.  And what better way to celebrate it than having the best Adult Halloween Costume.  There are tons of places for you to show off your great getup.

Halloween parties are a great place to show off your creativity and imagination. Many night clubs and bars throw amazing Halloween parties and some even offer cash prizes for the best costume. Not only do you look good, but you get make money too Let your imagination run wild and a little naughty this year and you can come home Halloween night with more than a pair of beer goggles.

Naughty Halloween costumes can be a little more risqué than the costumes that you wore when you were in your teenie bobber years. An old time favorite is the Naughty French Maid.  This Halloween outfit never goes out of style.  Just ask any guy

Another great adult Halloween costume idea for couples is the pimp and ho. You can get as ridiculous with this costume as you want to. For the “Pimp” you can go to a retro clothes store or a salvation army and dig to find a leisure suit or a ridiculous hat (see image below). Make your costume as crazy as you want. Include fur and feathers to look as original as you can. You might want to get grandpa’s cane to make a pimp cane with a glass ball on top. You can buy a fake gold tooth from any novelty store or magazine. This would be the perfect touch to your pimp costume.

For the “Ho”, you can dress as naughty as your modesty allows. Fish net stockings and leather make great combinations. You might want to change your hair color or buy an extension to make your hair look totally different. High heels are a definite as you close out your hooker ensemble.

When thinking of ideas for Naughty Halloween costumes, think of something outside of the ordinary. You’re around grown-ups so do not be shy. Whether the costume is sexually oriented or steps on the toes of the religious, it’s a statement of fun. Don’t think that you would be judged for going outside the boundaries of normality. That’s what Halloween is for. It is for doing things that you would not normally do. You can dress and act any way you wish as long it is within the boundaries of the law. So get wild and use some of these ideas or create some that are your own. Halloween can be just as fun for adults as it is for kids.

If you’re looking for more ideas for Naughty Halloween costumes, check out the Half Price Costumes site where you’ll find plenty of other ideas and tips, as well as ideas for kids costumes, pet costumes and more.

Lastly, you can’t go through Halloween without sending a FREE Naughty Halloween Ecard.

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